I need to vent cause I am fuming!!!!

Ok, so you don't have to agree with me but I have to say somethings before I explode. Tiger Woods is a schmuck. Yes, I understand you have been in the spotlight since you were 2. I understand that you are one of the richest and best athlete's to ever exist. I understand that all celebrities live fairly hard lives because everyone is always watching you, but that is just it, when you become a celebrity YOU KNOW EVERYONE IS WATCHING YOU!!

His parents raised him a certain way, and I am sure, being a parent myself, he was not raised to be a lying, no good, cheating SOB! So, you feel you have a sense of entitlement because you are popular, rich and powerful and that the world is yours? What are you a over grown 2 year old? Two year old toddlers have the same sense of entitlement that everything is theirs and they believe everyone should bend to their tantrums.

Well, all your transgressions are just that, a toddler tantrum forcing people to do what you want, when you want and all without thinking of repercussions! You sorry, cheating jerk.

I don't know about you but when I said my wedding vows I was not only promising to my husband that I would love, honor, cherish and be faithful to him for the rest of my life, I made that promise in front of GOD, and all my family and friends. It says something about a man's character who can break such a promise made in front of GOD. I understand that you are Buddhist, but even a Buddhist has to have some form of morals to know that CHEATING IS WRONG!

One of my most favorite 10 commandments "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery." God Bless poor Elin in this situation. She has indeed reacted to this entire event with poise and grace that I would never be able to have done. Tiger admitted that she never committed an act of violence against him, well Tiger you are a darn lucky man that I wasn't your wife because I probably would have either a)Beat the living crap out of you, b)Castrated you while you slept, c)taken your children and ran away for you to never find me and divorce you immediately. There would have been a distinct possibility that I would have done all three of those statement.

So Tiger you are mad at the media for blowing things out of proportion. So you think sleeping with 20 different women, who are not your wife, wasn't blowing things out of proportion. Your since of entitlement (you overgrown worthless toddler) is not an excuse, it is not an apolgy and it does not wipe your slate clean.

You knew you were a role model for millions upon millions of people. Adults know what you did is wrong, but how bout the kids who thought of you as their hero? What did you teach them, hey kids it's ok to get married when you are rich and popular because you can still have ANYTHING you want anytime you want it. All you have to do is apologize for it later.

You are a sorry good for nothing excuse of a man, husband and father. Think of the impact on your kids!!! Seriously were you thinking about your kids when you were banging all the porn stars, party hosts and models? Did you kiss your kids with the same mouth you kissed all of those women with? What are you going to say to your poor children when they ask you why you don't love their mommy and you love all the other women?

My favorite part of your entire new conference, watching his mother not being able to look at him all while have a disgusted look on her face. The pain that had to cause him brings me some small pitance of joy. I know how I would feel having my mom react to me like that in the public.

So, the morale of my blog today. DON'T FREAKIN CHEAT ON YOUR SPOUSE!! NO ONE ON THIS EARTH IS ENTITLED TO HAVE ANYTHING THEY WANT ANYTIME THEY WANT IT! The Good Lord made each one of us who we are and we need to be truly thankful for the life He has chosen for us to live and live it in a manner for Him to be proud of us.

Tiger, your 15 minutes of fame are over. You will never be a great athlete in my eyes again. So go back and play golf anytime you are ready but you will never be the greatest golfer in the universe in my mind ever again.

Thanks for letting me vent, I feel much better!

Those of you who have kids have the same arguments with your children, clean your room, brush your teeth, eat your dinner, don't hit your sister, you know all the good ones.

Well today was one of those days for me. We had a sleep over last night with one of Abi's friends, so, yesterday afternoon was spent "cleaning up". We all worked together and got everything put in its place and the house was clean. The sleep over was fun for everyone. So, we get up this morning, have breakfast and then go about our day. Our sleep over guest was picked up at 10:15, and yes, of course, the house is messy again.

So, I put on my mommy hat and start barking my orders. Brush your teeth, get dressed and clean your room. Abi goes and does what she is told (shocker I know) and Buddy goes into his room only to come back out in about 5 minutes.

Buddy comes and curls up on my lap and looks up at me and says,"Mommy, why do I have to clean my room again?" I simply say, "because I'm the Mommy and I said so." He is quiet for a minute, then he looks up at me again and says,"I don't know why you make me clean my room all the time, you know I am just going to mess it up again. I thought you were a smart mommy?"

I said, "Buddy, Mommy is smart and if you were smart you would get off your butt and go get that room clean before I throw everything away for you not doing what you were told." He gets up walks down the hallway only to turn around and come back and hug me and then look at me and say,"I love you Mommy, even if you are mean and make me do not fun things."

He then scampers off and cleans his room with no more questions. How am I supposed to respond to that?

Well good morning there Blog! Cow in the Hull are you? Long time no write, guess you think I am like a loser boyfriend ignoring you for so long, but I'm not, you know I still loves you!

So, guess you could say I've been a busy bee for a while. Been to 2 job interviews and actually got hired in the first one without being asked if I wanted it simply because of my quick wit and devastatingly good looks. I had to refuse though because it was only for 15 hours a week at 8.50 an hour. Seriously? $130 a week? After I have told you that you and your staff have been violating OSHA regulations and that you really don't know crap about the machine you are hiring me to run? Really? Sorry ma'am but my skillz and knowledge are worth more than that!

The second interview was yesterday, and I thought the lady didn't like me or something but I got a call back last night from another individual with the company to do a phone interview. Now normally I am much better at Face to Face interviews, but this poor lady was so quiet and reserved I felt like I was screaming at her when I was speaking in my normal voice. I think I kind of perplexed her when I kept laughing at the questions she was asking because they were all straight off the Kiddie Kandids interview script. I couldn't help laughing! I think she thinks I am a few sandwiches short of a picnic or something.

Can I just say that I love my husband? He is the most wonderful, patient man I have ever met. He is a great father and a wonderful best friend. WOW look at me being all mushy, what the crap is up with that? Ok, I am over it back to my normal self.....

So my kids are an ever entertaining portion of my daily routine. Madelyn is almost walking. When she is practices her walking, she has to stop and take frequent dancing breaks to show us her mad skillz. Abi is doing awesome in school, she has signed up for every extra curricular activity she can make time for just to see if she can make my day even more busier. Buddy (his real name is Zachery for those of you who can't remember what we really named him) has a new best friend. His name is Dave, he is married to my friend Nichole and Buddy says,"Dave is the awesomiest Star Wars player in the universe!" Buddy also says that Nichole is good cause,"she named her kitty after a gremlin. Mommy can I name my next kitty after a gremlin or we can call him 2 Face!" (no people we will not be getting a new kitty and the 2 Face is a reference to his Batman Wii game).

Life seems to be trudging right along in the Samsel Household. Being a stay at home mom is pretty ok. I still have my sanity at least. I have discovered that if I think I have cleaned up 1 room in my house in record time, that just means that the kids have completely trashed another room. So when I go clean the other room, the room I just got finished cleaning is trashed. OMG it is a never ending cycle!

So in closing, I apologize for neglecting you Blog and also for neglecting my faithful followers. I promise to be better about keeping you all entertained. I may write another blog later today with some funny Buddyisms if I can find the time, but I am not making any promises!

Today's Goal for each of you: Hug your family, eat a piece of chocolate and send me $10 (cash only please) Ya'll have a good day now!